Ai noes teh ansur teechur! Teh ansur is bacon. Bacon is always teh ansur.
EXCUSE ME MRS. JOHNSON, MAY I LEAVE DOG TRAINING CLASS EARLY? MY BRAIN IS FULL!!!
Shur Aiz ken be susitoot mafamatikul teecher. Ai noes awl mah numburs: Wunz, tooz, elebenty!
Dat concludes today's lecture on "String Theory".....do any of da hoomans in the audience haz any questions ?