ai dunt kno wat 2 do wiff mai klone...
Weez not ON da table, weez UNDER on da table.
well dun ferget ur tabl mannerz!
Where's the birthday cake??
Yeah I'm hungry.
Is there ice cream, too?
I need to use a tree...
whoz burfday iz it?
Yes, steak, please. Rare. Very rare. Exceptionally rare. In fact, just walk the cow past the stove and bring it to the table.
u kan gets all teh steaks u want if u werk at teh restrant!
Some days, making it to the breakfast table is achievement enough.
ai exhausted dis mornin'! not ebin hungries...
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