Some days, making it to the breakfast table is achievement enough.
ai exhausted dis mornin'! not ebin hungries...
Why, yez. I DO cares to sees da wine list!
ai needs a gud dwink nao...
mannerz... i haz dem!
ai askz nicely 4 mai noms.
I, X-Ray, do solum 'n swearz, dat I will nevah carve mah name inna tabull agains.
jus consider dis a new interior dezign!
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