GIVE ME MY CROSSBOW AND I SHALL DEFEND THIS CASTLE...
dun worrie, momma. ai am a skilled knight!
this pic definitely going in abercrombie and pooch
ai am gunna model all da latest fashuns!
I'll have the bark tea and petite-noms now, please
ai will taek my noms in da usual place.
ai haz a bad fur day
I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...