Geee....Thanks Mom, with all this fur I really needed another layer of insulation.
atleest itz nawt an uglee sweeter.
you may pat my head gently with your pinky finger.
bein gentle iz bery importnt!
I'd like to see that cat try & cross the yard right now! Got me my red weater on for patrollin' today!
it didnt go ober so well last tiem...
i would lol but i found your statement unamusing
srsly, ur nawt eben funnie.
They said I'd look so cute in a sweater I said they'd look so cute in a casket.
hay man, juss taek in stride nekst tiem!
dont hate me cuz u aint me
u do luk so gud awl da tiem!
Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
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