go knit 4 sumbuddy else!
b nais granny maed it!
ai'm warnin' ya.
Get into the holiday spirits with all things awful and awesome on Sketchy Santas!
Geee....Thanks Mom, with all this fur I really needed another layer of insulation.
atleest itz nawt an uglee sweeter.
you may pat my head gently with your pinky finger.
bein gentle iz bery importnt!
I'd like to see that cat try & cross the yard right now! Got me my red weater on for patrollin' today!
it didnt go ober so well last tiem...