r u shur u want a sweeter?
go knit 4 sumbuddy else!
b nais granny maed it!
ai'm warnin' ya.
Get into the holiday spirits with all things awful and awesome on Sketchy Santas!
Geee....Thanks Mom, with all this fur I really needed another layer of insulation.
atleest itz nawt an uglee sweeter.
you may pat my head gently with your pinky finger.
bein gentle iz bery importnt!