I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...
swear i herd sumone at the door you shud go look
uhh... maybe a..... bigger pool?
OB CORZ I wanna heer abowt yur day!! Letz cuk a mess ob bacun tu maek u feel mor cumfortabl bowt tawkin.
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