it wusnt mai falt ai swear.

The Fluffinator

ai fluffinate fings!

I can tell you that there's nothing whatsoever of interest inside that pillow.

wat wer u tryin to find???

What?! You said, "Make yourself at home!" So, all's Iz sayin is, it's your fault!

pillowz r fun 2 splode!

I wuz cold so... i mades a igloo

ai haz maed wun, 2!