Of course i rolleded in it what duz u espect

itz hao ai showz mai lurve...

But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!

it nawt smelld purty 2 you?

Take the hint.

if ai haz told u once, ai haz told u twice!

My inner monologue... still has dog breath

ai habs sum advice 4 u...

You know you've have one too many burritos when the dog has to stick his head out of the convertible to escape the aftermath.

ebbryone noez sum1 liek dat.