Holy crap, somebody get this flea bag a tic tac!
mebbe u need sumfing strongers?
Of course i rolleded in it what duz u espect
itz hao ai showz mai lurve...
But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!
it nawt smelld purty 2 you?
Take the hint.
if ai haz told u once, ai haz told u twice!
My inner monologue... still has dog breath
ai habs sum advice 4 u...
You know you've have one too many burritos when the dog has to stick his head out of the convertible to escape the aftermath.
ebbryone noez sum1 liek dat.
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