hmmmm ai'm def furgettin sumfing...

I couldn't find the stick you threw. Will this one work?

ai luv stiks no madder how big!

The Over Achiever - not only fetches the stick but brings you shish ka bird.

dis luks liek a job 4 bird dog.

u looked sad, so wez bwot u a stik.

errybuddy luvs stiks amirite?

If you wanted the stick.... WHY did you throw it?

stiks r preshus tings.

This is my stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Ohai, hotdogs! U voted last week in da Face Off between da Tibetan Spaniel and da Pharaoh Hound 2 determin wich goggie wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week. An luk!! Teh Pharaoh Hound wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Pharaoh ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!