What's wrong with your voice?

I'm just a little hoarse.

hors punz r teh best.

ai dont chuuz to be dis adoruble it just coms naturully.

yea aim all nachural.

"Of course she likes it. I'm her baby!"

hey dun't juge me!

I couldn't possibly go out without a keg of brandy on my collar.

sum goggies kan't handle der likur tho...