He's going to throw a stick and tell you to go "fetch." Fight the urge. You must bend him to your will. Make him fetch the stick!
um but ai lieks 2 pway fech!
BLASTOFF! MARS, HERE I COME!
he wantz 2 b an astrogoggie!
Nevermind Fred der iz no bacuns in teh list ov ingredientz.
but u guyz cheerioz r so yummy!
I don't take no for an answer.
u gotta stand up 4 wat iz rait!
I just met you and this is crazy. But here's my squeak toy, throw it, maybe?
throw it? throw it? r u gonna throw it? huh?
Before you go inside....I can explain.
u def got sum splainin to do!
Family picture day never goes as planned; Someone's always got their tongue out.
omg cyoot goggie famly fotos!
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