geez ur so ruude!
or mayb u kan jus maek it 4 meh?
u kan brib meh 2 furget, letz maek a deel.
Cool! Got one in bacon flavor?
did u eated teh hole fing?
I picked off the vegetables. Vegetables belong in a salad, not on a pizza.
wat bout walkin veggiez?
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