Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?

wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!

Iz yu comin in too? Yu doan smell so gud eether.

rilly tho, ai dunno why ai habs 2 do dis anywayz...

I am SO going after that skunk again tomorrow....

u meen dis one?

Holy crap, somebody get this flea bag a tic tac!

mebbe u need sumfing strongers?

Of course i rolleded in it what duz u espect

itz hao ai showz mai lurve...

But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!

it nawt smelld purty 2 you?

You know you've have one too many burritos when the dog has to stick his head out of the convertible to escape the aftermath.

ebbryone noez sum1 liek dat.