Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?
wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!
Iz yu comin in too? Yu doan smell so gud eether.
rilly tho, ai dunno why ai habs 2 do dis anywayz...
I am SO going after that skunk again tomorrow....
u meen dis one?
Holy crap, somebody get this flea bag a tic tac!
mebbe u need sumfing strongers?
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