Sleep till you're hungry. Eat till you're sleepy.
y not jus doo both at saem tiem?
I was originally going to keep both, but I was feeling generous.
der r consekwensus 4 not sharin.
No, no, go on. Your story was really interesting...
DOWN FOR THE COUNT Literally
ai am literully exhausted!
They call me the couch whisperer
ai spent lawts ob tiem on da couch!
I consider this bed full AND yes, I do need all of the room.
awww wat a cyoot goggie!
color coordinated comfies... you're doin' it right
ai juss iz sew tyerd!!
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