u nawt needz awl dat stuff from teh shop hoomin, u gotz me!
u nawt needz 2 get nuffin' moar!
so i got what you asked from the shops... ... they're a lot livelier then you said
weez jus cyoot babbez!
Awl dis cost onlee wun nom. Fanks Extreem Cooponing.
didi u get ebbryfing on da list?
U is orderin more hotdogs Right?
u noes how ai feel abowt u in tiems liek dees...
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