Pssst... "the cat sleeps in the doghouse" is the code to get into the club tonight.. don't tell Mr. Wiskers if you want to get all the free drinks...

now back to pretending we don't know each other!

pathwurd....

rememmer whut happened last tiem?

The secret to Sparky's award-winning peach cobbler? Bourbon.

I'm holding the other one hostage at a secret location until you fork over some bacon.

I wish't I wuz a gud secret agent

Dey iz celebraytin teh fwendshipz ober in kittehland too!