or mayb u kan jus maek it 4 meh?
meyb try eatin moar fruitz?
scuze me. i fink thers somefing missing from my ham sammich. and its nawt mustard.
wait how kum u getz a sammich???
You wanted a sandwich... well here's the first part.
u kan hab dis one, ai found a bettr bred anywyaz.
While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.
geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.
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