scuze me. i fink thers somefing missing from my ham sammich. and its nawt mustard.
wait how kum u getz a sammich???
meyb try eatin moar fruitz?
While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.
geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.
or mayb u kan jus maek it 4 meh?
You wanted a sandwich... well here's the first part.
u kan hab dis one, ai found a bettr bred anywyaz.
Your Body is a Temple
The One and Only Jeopardy Contestant to Truly Understand ...
Some Kids Are Evil Geniuses
After Being Abandoned for Months, a Spare Room in This UK ...
No Complaints Here
This Teacher Gets to Keep Her Job?
A BART Employee Reaches New Levels of Laziness
Sometimes It's Easy to Forget Legend of Korra is a Kids' ...
And That's Why You Don't Kick a Man While He's Down
What if Other Video Game Characters Could Mega Evolve?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more