or mayb u kan jus maek it 4 meh?

meyb try eatin moar fruitz?

scuze me. i fink thers somefing missing from my ham sammich. and its nawt mustard.

wait how kum u getz a sammich???

You wanted a sandwich... well here's the first part.

u kan hab dis one, ai found a bettr bred anywyaz.

While ur up, mayk meh a sammich. Hold teh bred n letus n tomaters. Jus mayk pastramee tween tu peeces uf salamee.

geez sum goggiez r so deemandin.