Weez not ON da table, weez UNDER on da table.
well dun ferget ur tabl mannerz!
I saids no shoes in da house!
sumtimez hoominz need help wif der shuuz.
When you're in your highchair, I expect at least 50% of all food to be dropped while still warm and NOT covered in baby slobber. Got it, pinkie???
ai shall habs ur fuds, amung uther fings...
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