u may kiss teh paw!
as mai furst royal decreee...
Does this mean I can banish the cat?
bein king iz teh bestest!
Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
I had 2 watch royal wedding crap Ur turn 2 clean up royal messes
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