u may kiss teh paw!

as mai furst royal decreee...

Does this mean I can banish the cat?

bein king iz teh bestest!

Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!

I had 2 watch royal wedding crap Ur turn 2 clean up royal messes

Princess Graciepoops of Goognheim may require a few ladies-in-waiting and snozzages to keep it together on the big day and a gaem ov fwizbee?