i kant wait 2 get dem!

how did u eben get teh kitteh in der in teh furst pwace?

A chainsaw on a Roomba? I'm starting to think the cat was serious about getting even for chasing him.

b afwaid ob kittehs vengence.

CAT WALK? YOU BROUGHT ME ON A CAT WALK? KISS YOUR SHOES GOODBYE!

but teh kamera luvs u!

I iz gitting hairz ebrewhere! Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha!

i hope u dunt uze hair gel...