So lemme git dis strayt, u put me throo dis cuz yoo tink I smell funneh?
This is why I don't care for the little hoominz.
IT ATTACKED MEH FIRST IT WAS IN SELF-DEFENCE
Feline Alarm System Activation.... why it is hard to sneak up on a cat
U had bettr hav good rezun to disturb me. Iz alreddy in mai jammies.
Zen dog must haz patience For patienz bringz hotdogz