So lemme git dis strayt, u put me throo dis cuz yoo tink I smell funneh?
This is why I don't care for the little hoominz.
I bow tu yur soopereority... but mowstly I bow cuz yew has hotdog an I wannit.
IT ATTACKED MEH FIRST IT WAS IN SELF-DEFENCE
Beauty dosen't happen over night , you know :D
Feline Alarm System Activation.... why it is hard to sneak up on a cat
U had bettr hav good rezun to disturb me. Iz alreddy in mai jammies.
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