So lemme git dis strayt, u put me throo dis cuz yoo tink I smell funneh?

This is why I don't care for the little hoominz.

I bow tu yur soopereority... but mowstly I bow cuz yew has hotdog an I wannit.

IT ATTACKED MEH FIRST IT WAS IN SELF-DEFENCE

Beauty dosen't happen over night , you know :D

Feline Alarm System Activation.... why it is hard to sneak up on a cat

U had bettr hav good rezun to disturb me. Iz alreddy in mai jammies.