That puggle just doesn't give a single darn...

itz nawt sorcery itz technology!

but soon der will b full robo-goggiez.

ai've got mai eye on errybuddy!

I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts cuz I'm a puggle.

sry nawt errybudy kan be a wizurd...

They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?

lemme return teh favor!