The cat jumped in the bucket when he tried this. He landed in the toilet down the hall.
That puggle just doesn't give a single darn...
itz nawt sorcery itz technology!
but soon der will b full robo-goggiez.
ai've got mai eye on errybuddy!
I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts cuz I'm a puggle.
sry nawt errybudy kan be a wizurd...
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?
lemme return teh favor!