It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

officecat

It's ok. Those doggies are just jealous 'cuz they don't have a kitty to protect them...

it'z a vewy rare fing indeed!

Pass me th' varmint gun, Molly. Them Aliens is back makin' circle in the corn!

ai haz a bettur idea!

Scooter could relax knowing his guard kitteh had his back

do nawt disturbz, ai am nawts availabulz!

Ain't no trolls be trollin' under this here bridge today!

nope! dey is ober here 2day!