as mai furst royal decreee...

My name is Princess so stop with the Here's Johnny crap!

ai iz juss waytin 4 mai hoomin...

Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!

Gotta go isshue sum royal proclamashunz. BRB

u mean sumfing liek dis?

Mom, Dad I've decided not to try out for the football team

ai iz pwintsess pwintsesses dont go to vet