Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?

yep, deys seen itz...

Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.

u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?

I... I sorry. I culdint holds it. I had a little axident, but I gon kleen it up rite now, kai?

where's da newzpapur?!

But they don't even LOOK like trees!

"I am torn between patriotism and the desire for an epic pee."