I never wantz to go back to Alazka.
but u cud uze monorail dog 2 go back n visit sumtimez.
I know that feel Sampson; goggie paddlin' takes practice.
it tuk meh so lawng to lern to du dis!
But how doez one fly Dis spaceship?
saem wai u do anyfing else, aifinkso!
dis baff are wet! mi feetz are awl splishy!
oh yah! habing funz!
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