Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
"Greetings! This is canine..."
sir, sir I would appreciate it if you'd just calm down
u shud be nice 2 da technishun goggies! dey is tryin' 2 halps u!
The wild called. I let it go to voicemail.
ai don't hab voicemail...
Silly goggie, u nawt rite wif a fone!