That poop was on the floor when I got here
pwease come home soon!
srsly.. it can be hard sumtiemz!
da gud news....caught de trespasser da bad news...tasted like meter reader
welp, we noez whut 2 expeckt frum u frum now ons!
Happy Corgi week ebbrybuddy! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
we will get u, don't u worry 'bout dat!
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