Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.
u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?
See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!
THIS HOUSE HAS GONE 0 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT
well, u noez whut dey awlwayz seys...
When the Obedience School Teacher asked who had peed on the floor Washington could not tell a lie.
he nawt lying, unlike sum1 else ai noes!
I... I sorry. I culdint holds it. I had a little axident, but I gon kleen it up rite now, kai?
where's da newzpapur?!
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