i got sum splaining to do

ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!

Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot

nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!

yes this is very tasty i think u get A

hmm, dis seems familiar!

New York Times crossword... Done.

tiem 4 noms now!

I just can't shake this writer's block

u need some yoonique inspurayshuns, aifinkso!

Fetches the paper Chews it

Scumbag Dog

da one dat started it all!