Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
Come stranger, and Madame Zarah will reveal your future. Cross my paw with silver- or dog biskits- and Madame Zarah will tell you all.
I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...
This is the Worst Elevator Ride These Guys Will Ever Have
Meet the McDonalds Employee Who Hates Fun
Best of Tinder Week 2/22-2/27
These Terrifying Maps Show What Major Cities Would Look Like ...
The Weightlifter's Struggle
7 Lessons We Learned From Superheroes
10 Reasons Why Teachers Are Totally Awesome
Historically Accurate Disney Costumes are More Beautiful ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more