Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?
u r such a nawty kitteh!
Wen u dis yung, u lerns sumfin noo ebryday. Tuday ai lernt, neber twy to sniff kitteh's buddum!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.
doez u need sum assistance??
OK, U in teh bak- git it togever!
oopsies! you has an ouchie!
You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?
yep, ai fink dat will doo da twick!
iz got a booboo kiss it better?
ai knos how dat iz...
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