Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?

u r such a nawty kitteh!

Wen u dis yung, u lerns sumfin noo ebryday. Tuday ai lernt, neber twy to sniff kitteh's buddum!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

Don't worry.. yu dint hurt mah ball wen yu stepped on it. Ai guess onlee kittehs land on der paws. Hoomins land on der butts.

doez u need sum assistance??

OK, U in teh bak- git it togever!

oopsies! you has an ouchie!

You fell down. Would slobbering on you help?

yep, ai fink dat will doo da twick!