DUDE SEIROUSLY, NOW?

u'd tink dat pancake woulda fallen by now.

Has U ebr seen a pillo espload? Cuz I has... I did...juzt nao...dat wut happnd...Ur lookin luvely tuday!

Mom sez yer takin' a bath NOW!!

PURINA. NOW ENHANCED WITH KRYPTONITE.

i fetched neighbors bank account. i can has hotdog nao?

Don't fear, hoomin!! Ai has killified teh papur monster for yoo! Baffroom iz safe naow No needz to fank meh