Not comin out til all the stoopit goes away
ai am sumtiems left wif kwestshuns abowt hoomans...
Move? Yeah...I'll get right on that.
u knows whut ai alwayz says!
IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON and you're not getting anymore out of me this week
friday iz mai faborite da yob teh week!
Ai em disinkliend to ackweyese to ur rekwest.
oh, sowwy. u rilly did fink ai kare.
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