Last week the sammich-sharin seemed frightfully inequal. Dat's okay. U dunt see very well. Today I have brought you a nife an yer glasses. What say we even things up a bit?
y shud u hab sammich but nawt meh?
I see that you haz cheese sammich.... ...and I has NO cheese sammich.
ok u want me 2 maek u a cheezburger?
kittehz r so unreesunabl!
Hey! Me suppost to be in there!
be kareful, kittehs kan b sensitive...
Complaining face I haz it
ai jus hates it when dis happens!