and it feelz liek ai gotz 1 in mai throt 2!
Monday morning before coffee.
dunt tell meh we ran owt!
WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED AGAIN I SEE!
SHUT UP, AND GET ME SOME COFFEE!
sry wer all outta koffee.
Sorry, but I don't do cute before 7 am.
y hab u awaken meh?
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