iz tired of saving stoopy Gotham
ai onlee werk if snax r involved!
I has chickenpox, I no can go to school today..
mai best fwend gots it 2...
pleez to no bothr wen ai walking mai hoomin...shez trainen
c'mon hooman! let's pick up da payce!
get reddy 4 da week, y'all!
Who disturbs me from my slumber?
u iz nawt a morning persun, r u?
Someone just saw what you did with your boyfriend and they do not approve
totawy indeescent and bad!
I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?
tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!