Someone just saw what you did with your boyfriend and they do not approve

totawy indeescent and bad!

I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?

tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!

i dont care how much peanut butter you have im not licking that.

hooman, u r jus so gross sumtiemz!

No sir I don't like it.

welp, ai noez whut he don't liek. and, nope, it nawt gud.

pwes no more snuggles

u shure u don't wanna join da partee?

i got this! oh yes! wait no! oh snap!

u r rilly running frum sumfing aren't u?

No one wants to listen to your crap anymore!

no, ai am totally serious abowt dat!