Your meager offering insults me
ai hatez it when u pull dis stuffs...
from that moment on,Bo was never curious about what his owner did at the computer again
ai did nawt want 2 see dat!
iz tired of saving stoopy Gotham
ai onlee werk if snax r involved!
I has chickenpox, I no can go to school today..
mai best fwend gots it 2...
pleez to no bothr wen ai walking mai hoomin...shez trainen
c'mon hooman! let's pick up da payce!
get reddy 4 da week, y'all!
Who disturbs me from my slumber?
u iz nawt a morning persun, r u?