teeny-weeny mini meh!

must be tick season again.

ai fink dey mait b munchkinz.

Our hooman is lookin for da misin hotdog. I smells hotdog on u brefs...

Ummm...

bad goggie whatcha gonna do wen dey kum 4 u?

Why don't you say that to my face, punk.

Say wut? Ai didn't say anything. Nothing came out of these lips.

r u feelin luckee?

Many people mistake Newfies as a "black St. Bernard." While in fact, the Newf came first and was bred into the St. Bernard in the nineteenth century.

Did you know in 1919 a gold medal was awarded to a Newfoundland dog that pulled to safety a lifeboat containing twenty shipwrecked people?

These gentle giants have been used for hauling in fishing nets, carrying boat lines to shore, retrieving anything which fell overboard and rescuing shipwrecked and drowning victims. The Newfoundland was, and still is, an outstanding instinctive water-rescue dog.