Ai heerz yu ceiling kat... But basement kats way sownds liek moer fun.

Take one more step And see wut happens

Just 19 more Hot Dogs Then I fits in my skin

Eben wen goggiez are borkded dey gotz mor happee dan mowst peepl.

Did ai getz the peenut budder off my noz? Iz dere any mmmmore?

Yet another case of the wrapping paper being more entertaining than the actual gift.

MORE DUBLESHOTLATTE pleez