I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.
n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.
I'm contacting the shelter. It's obvious there has been a mix-up, and I was adopted by some really common people. So far there has been a distinct lack of steak; the water in my bowl is anything but sparkling, and worst of all- there is a cat on the premises!