I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.
n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.
UR NOT MY SQUEAK TOY?
oopz mai bad.
Oops, sorry It sounded like you were hurting her.
Dog: So that hole on top of your head isn't a cup holder then? Sorry about trying to put my Big Glup drink in it & almost suffocating you bro
Dolphin: Nopte it's a blowhole...no worries it's commonly mistaken for a drink holder
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