And if there's one kind of math I understand, it's bacon math.

r u shur? i fink u mite b lyin...

Eureka! I discovered principlez on water displacemunt!

hao u did dat?!

Shur Aiz ken be susitoot mafamatikul teecher. Ai noes awl mah numburs: Wunz, tooz, elebenty!

trust meh, ai am a profeshunil!

I'll be your tudor.... So what's this math your talking about?

be careful wif doez numburz, now!

HE DIVIDED BY ZERO

no, no he didn't. trust me.

I did the math. We can't afford the cat

and mai accountant has more bad news 4 u!