Please forgive me for petting that dog, she meant nothing to me. Humph!
W8T who iz sheee?
Who said I was man's best friend? This guy's my best friend, y'all!
goggiez dunt gib goggiez stoopid baffs!
The family that eats together, well... fills the house together.
awww der nawt fat jus fluffy!
did enywun tellz you... u haz bootiful eyez?
who tol u uz r byootiful?