no dat 1 iz 4 teh kitteh...
ai took kare ob teh delibery man 2!
dey alwayz find der way hom again...
HELLO, MR. MAILMAN. I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!
i've been waitin 4 a looong tiem...
Tell the mail man I'm sick
Just mailed the cat to Alaska Having a awesome day!!!
ai had 2 b kwik abowt it!
Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot
nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!