aim nawt mad, just dizapointd!

I THINK IT'S BEST YOU LEAVE. You've made us angry & you don't want to see us angry.

we've had enuff ob ur rubbish!

I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug

welp, u noez hao it goez, kitteh...

Who disturbs me from my slumber?

u iz nawt a morning persun, r u?

I will be taking one sock from your matched pairs per day... Until you take me off of this "diet" ... capiche?

tiem 2 get srs bout dis diet! socks kan b replaced!

Dis nawt McDonald's.

dis nawt da furst tiem u hab fibbed 2 meh!