i would lol but i found your statement unamusing

srsly, ur nawt eben funnie.

Your mouf smells liek butt !

welp, don't smell dat spot owtside den!

Yes, that's right, I've had enough! I'm walking right out of this LOL human!

ai iz leebin' cuz u nawt gibin' meh baykon!

LOLSplort

such a handsome floofy goggie!

I'z gunna eat your face!!!

LOL nah I'z kiddiiiinnng.

ai lubs 2 joke arownd!

At first I was like. But then I srs'd

how 'bout udder way 'rownd?

Roses are grey, violets are grey LOL! I'm a dog.

eberyone knoes dat ai nawt knoe whut red iz!