have u tried rollin' round in it?
but how will ai find mai purfet match???
Umm... I think your eHarmony profile said you were taller, and a dog.
but sumtiemz honestee isnt bestest polisee...
psst...wen da hoomins say dare goin' to wurk, day really goes to da dog park.........wif out u.
y do kittehz hab to b so meeen?
So, he called you a "bad boy" for something the feline did? We'll sue for defamation!
u gotta kall corgi c. corgster!
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?
lemme return teh favor!
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